The holiday season isn’t just for decking the halls and trimming the tree—it’s also a time to celebrate our furry, four-legged friends who like to make the most of the festivities. Yes, we’re talking about cats! From climbing the Christmas tree to batting at ornaments, our whiskered companions never fail to add a little humor to the holiday hustle and bustle. If you’re looking to bring a smile to the faces of fellow feline lovers, these Christmas cat jokes are purr-fectly suited to spread some cheer. So, grab a mug of hot cocoa, cuddle up with your kitty, and enjoy these meow-velously merry one-liners!
20 Christmas Cat Jokes
Q: What do you call Santa when he visits cats on Christmas Eve?
A: Santa Claws!
Q: Why did the cat climb the Christmas tree?
A: She wanted to be the star at the top!
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite Christmas carol?
A: “Felis Navidad!”
Q: What did the cat say to Santa?
A: “Meowy Christmas and a Happy Mew Year!”
Q: Where does a cat like to hide Christmas presents?
A: Under the “meow-tain” of wrapping paper!
Q: Why did the cat love Santa’s lap?
A: It was the purr-fect place to nap!
Q: What’s a kitten’s favorite holiday decoration?
A: Furry tinsel—just watch those paws!
Q: Why did the cat stare at the Christmas lights?
A: They were simply paw-some!
Q: What do cats sing to each other on Christmas Eve?
A: “We Wish You a Meowy Christmas!”
Q: How does a cat wrap its gifts?
A: With its paws—fur real!
Q: What did the cat leave out for Santa?
A: A saucer of milk and a side of tuna tidbits!
Q: Why do cats knock ornaments off the tree?
A: They’re testing gravity—just to be sure it still works!
Q: How did the cat feel after playing with the tinsel?
A: Absolutely mew-smerized!
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite part of Christmas dinner?
A: The turkey’s “meow-sty” leftovers.
Q: Why did the cat love opening gifts?
A: She enjoyed the “fur-prises” inside!
Q: What do you call a cat who adds extra cheer to the holidays?
A: A festive fur-ball!
Q: How does a cat greet the holiday season?
A: “Meow and bright!”
Q: What’s a cat’s go-to holiday beverage?
A: “Meow-g nog” (just a whisker of spice!).
Q: What do cats dream about on Christmas Eve?
A: Sugarplum fish and purr-ty ornaments!
Q: Why did the cat join the Christmas choir?
A: She had a purr-fect singing voice for the holidays!